dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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