im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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