Her vagina should come with caution tape.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Dear god my vagina.
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