you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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