I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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