i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
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The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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