i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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