I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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