So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Ladies don't puke and tell
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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