It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
this will be a night to untag.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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