it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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