i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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