He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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