I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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