The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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