Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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