so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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