I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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