Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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