you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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