so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
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its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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