Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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