You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
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