your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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