oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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