at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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