i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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