Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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