i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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