You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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