There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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