You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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