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what?
penguin condom
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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