I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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