The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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