Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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