That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I will be naked everywhere
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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