I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she woke up with a sticky ear
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
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You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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