Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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