she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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