I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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