Don't you send me to vm
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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