I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
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Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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