needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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