She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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