He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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