So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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