whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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