She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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