Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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